Are there two Americas?
If you are biracial and born in a state not connected to the lower 48, America needs darn near 2 years and 3 major speeches to “get to know you.
” If you’re white and from a state not connected to the lower 48,
America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to know you’re “one of us.”
If you get 18 million people to vote for you in a national presidential
primary, you’re a “phony. ” Get 100, 000+ people to vote you governor
of the 47th most populous state in the Union, you’re “well loved.”
If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America,
you’re an “extremist. ” If your pastor welcomes a sermon by a member of Jews for Jesus who preaches that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, you’re a “fundamentalist.”
If you give your wife dap on stage, it’s actually a “terrorist fist jab. ” If your daughter licks her palm so that she can slick down your youngest child’s hair on national TV it’s an “adorable moment.” (Seriously, forget about abstinence only, teach these folks some
grooming skills).
If you’re 18, white, and get a 16-year-old girl pregnant “life happens.”
If you’re 18, black, and impregnate a 16 year old girl, you’re a “registered *** offender.”
If you’re a black man and you use a scholarship to get into college, then work your way up to being the president of the Harvard Law review, you’re “uppity.”
If you’re a conservative and your parents pay your way to Hawaii Pacific University . . you only have four more schools to attend over the next five years before you somehow manage to graduate (it might be five more schools over the next five years. No one has yet verified whether or not Palin was actually ever registered at the University of Hawaii at Hilo. But, you know how shady people are who ever
attended any kind of school in Hawaii).
If you spend 18 months building a campaign around the theme of “Change,” it’s just “empty rhetoric.
”If one week before your party’s national convention you SUDDENLY make your candidacy about “Change,” that’s “red meat.”
If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified
candidates you’re a “token hire.”
If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more
qualified candidates you’re a “game changer.”
If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby
daddy.”
If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America.
White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”
If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”
Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you’re the quintessential
“American story.”
Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.”
Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”
If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the
individual you’re “reckless.”
A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”
If you say that for the “first time in my adult lifetime I’m really
proud of my country” it makes you “unfit” to be First Lady.
If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that
advocates secession, that makes you “First Dude.”
A DUI from twenty years ago is “old news.”
A speech given without proper citation from twenty years ago is
“relevant information.”
And, finally, if you’re a man and you decide to run for office despite
your wife’s reoccurrence of cancer you’re a “questionable spouse.”
If you’re a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five
kids including a newborn with Downs Syndrome Well, we don’t know what that is ’cause THAT’S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK!
Kansieo.com
November 27th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Caffeinated Content
I like this…
November 30th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Caffeinated Content
Frank Marshall Davis was a friend and mentor to Obama. Frank was a member of the Communist Party USA.
Jeremiah Wright was a friend, mentor, and pastor to Obama for over 20 years. Wright is known for his anti-American and anti-White sermons. Wright’s church also gave an award to Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam) and VERY anti-American person.
Wright is all about the Black Liberation Theology. Look into that, it’s scary.
Obama is friends with William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. These are domestic terrorists who ADMIT to boming the Capital and the Pentagon and even said they wish they had done more. They were members of the Weather Underground who wanted to overthrow the United States government. Obama has had William Ayers to his home for dinner and such on many occasions.
Obama has supporters all over the world that **** America. WHY is that? They know that if Obama is elected President that the downfall of America is not far behind.
Obama also supports Partial Birth Abortions. In case you don’t know what that is. A partial birth abortion can be done any time in the last six months of pregnancy.
be sane vote McCain